Category: Joke Board
14> LOLUISM: Laughed out loud until I soiled myself.
13> DOMETH: Dirty old man emulating teenage hottie.
12> CSYJSAUC: Congratulations, stud -- you just solicited an
undercover cop.
11> ROTFOF: Rolling on the floor on fire.
10> NYTNARF2020: Nubile young teen -- not a reporter from "20/20."
9> TULHBC!: THE UNDISCLOSED LOCATION HAS BEEN COMPROMISED!
8> TSWJA-WDTSSDWDDDDD: There she was just a-walking down the
street, singing, "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do."
7> GFBMDJFNTGFA: [Gasping for breath] My dog just farted --
need to get fresh air!
6> D!: Dude!
5> IAARWIDLWMP: In an alternate reality where I don't live with
my parents.
4> YSHICWTM: You're so hot I came without touching myself.
3> ADHD: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
2> TTYNPMRFBTP: Thanks to your nudie pix, my right forearm's
bigger than Popeye's.
and the number 1 Web Acronym We'd Like to See...
1> GGTBCOMFD: Gotta go -- the baby's choking on my flash drive.
Christ, that's funny. I can't quit laughing, Becky you may be responsible for my death if I can't catch my breath. Then,
WhatChaGonaDo?
I've always wanted to try mouth to mouth resuscitation on someone...